Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,
Suzi
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Yup, that's me.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">the Entire World, except Antartica (those Penguin Guerrillas prove impossible to dislodge).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Commander</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Getting your boss elected (then killing him for carreer advancement).</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Conan Obrien's hair.</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Destroy everything you conquered (it was an accident).</td></tr>
The World Is MINE! by Demonac
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Does this not sound exactly like what I'd do?
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