I've been cleaning my room this afternoon, throwing out as much as I can to make room for all my junk. I keep discovering protractors. In every drawer I open, smooshed away in one corner or another, is a protractor. They're shuffled into old folders of art. They're lurking between two pairs of socks. I swear I've never even used one! But there's one being used as a bookmarker in the first Harry Potter, another one sitting on top of a sketchpad with drawings of different Warriors of Euphoria (circa 1999-2000...bad art, and most of the characters have since disappeared. :-/) and a third chillin' with my stash of letters from Bellypoo. It's very surreal. Do protractors have babies?