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24 March 2004 @ 11:54 pm
180 degrees! Total turnaround and switch those gears!  


Anyone want a free stupid toy in the mail? As you can see, I've come across quite a few of them in my room as I've cleaned it.

For your silly pleasures:
A brand new pair of handcuffs that probably can fit some fingers.
Keroppi hair clips.
Minute Sanrio tupperware.
A corny orange kaleidoscope eye.
A plastic frog.
A bizarre purple troll-dragon with neon green hair.
A shiny/sparkly pink wallet.
Pokeballs (seven of them!) with pokemon keychains inside. A variety of different poke-critters are available, but you don't get to choose what I'll send you.
A turquoise address book that is incredibly Taiwan-fab.
A bizarre rubber keychain that looks to be some sort of cartoon/anime character, but heaven only knows what.
A Hello Kitty sticker book.
A dorky little unicorn eraser. I collected these when I was six. Did anyone else?
A round pin with a Blue Whale on it.
A Xena: Warrior Princess Happy Meal Toy. You pull the string, and the round disk-thingie flies off of Xena's head. This toy is the epitome of why God invented Fast Food.

Claim it below and it shall be yours. There are also protractors available should that suit your kinky fantasies.



I must confess, I'm not quite done cleaning yet, as you can see below.







 
 
 
Laylalittle_lies on March 25th, 2004 12:09 am (UTC)
Holy hell and I thought my room was bad. AND I WANT A TOY! TOY TOY GIMME GIMME ONE! YAH! i don't care which one I just want something =D
Monkey Butt Designs Mama: seriousfrootijen on March 25th, 2004 01:18 am (UTC)
My kiddo would love the Hello Kitty Stickers and the Sanrio Tupperware...Holy disaster area batman. ;) I thought my room was bad.
Suzik00kaburra on April 6th, 2004 04:18 pm (UTC)
OK dokie, zap me your shipping address makaiju.net@L33l33 (just reverse the words and it'll work!) and you will be the proud owner of...

Hello Kitty Stickers!
Sanrio Tupperware!

And the kid will love you even more than she already does. :D
sundaymourning on March 25th, 2004 01:33 am (UTC)
I have a friend who would die for the Xena toy. *claims toy*
Suzik00kaburra on April 6th, 2004 04:19 pm (UTC)
OK dokie, zap me your shipping address makaiju.net@L33l33 (just reverse the words and it'll work!) and you will be the proud owner of...

Xena, the Spinny Toy-Thingie! (It's great! They made a Hercules one too, IIRC...but I probably don't. :-p)
captured: ...capuu on March 25th, 2004 07:54 am (UTC)
"Localized Destruction Hits Tiny Residence in CA"
"The past few days have been harsh ones for the inhabitants of Point LeeLee as a turbulent goddess swept through, leaving a mighty cleansing in her wake. Closets are drawers were eviscerated in her pillage search for the the two virgin-sacrifices they had short-changed her of, Hello Kitty and Xena, both of which escaped Her scrutiny thanks to a PVC Heat-lookalike, an encapsulated Nidorino, and a Togepi. Sadly, the last was swept away by a fierce torrent of bottle water.

"I was hoping to get lucky," said Heat." But in the end, I was still sealed in plastic for her protection." There would be comment from Nidorino, but the shock left the poor creature in shambles, only able to repeat its name.

"I'm a penchant from the 80's," said the dorky little unicorn.

Happy to be alive, the survivors were still left homeless by their deed. As can be seen from the captions above, the Goddess threw the book at them, with any book she could find! Beds were made unsleepable, desk inaccessible, and floors were rendered useless. The post office was hit hard by such a thick, saturate rain of frogs, that the weather-strewn amphibians were absorbed into clothing upon impact! Numerous letters and boxen were lost in the turmoil, never to reach their intended.

Rather than build anew, the survivors requested to be shipped off to (hopefully) gentler deities."

Um, Handcuffs and Protractor? ;.;
broken: happy/amusedliich on March 25th, 2004 09:16 am (UTC)
(great story, btw)
NONONO, HANDCUFFS FOR TAI!!!! ^__________^
brokenliich on March 25th, 2004 09:18 am (UTC)
oh, i like that dorqui little unicorn. SO reminds me of elementary school....^_^
capturedcapuu on March 26th, 2004 08:36 am (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
Alright then, I'll take all the spare protractors you can find.
brokenliich on March 26th, 2004 09:04 am (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
actually, i was thinkin....you can have the cuffs if i get that little pony eraser!! ^_^
**squishes you** you've been too quiet as of late....
Suzik00kaburra on April 6th, 2004 04:22 pm (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
OK dokie, zap me your shipping address makaiju.net@L33l33 (just reverse the words and it'll work!) and you will be the proud owner of...

A pony eraser!

You will also be the surprise recipient of the frog, because he needs a home. You wouldn't let the froggie be without a home, right?
brokenliich on April 6th, 2004 04:36 pm (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
dude, i already sent you my home addy when you first posted about the protractors. :D...but i can send again. ^_^
Suzik00kaburra on April 6th, 2004 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
I never got it the first time. 0_o Weirdo. o_0
brokenliich on April 6th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
that's strange. maybe it got deleted with junk mail or something dumb. did you get it this time?
Suzik00kaburra on April 6th, 2004 05:28 pm (UTC)
Re: (great story, btw)
Yup, got it.
Suzik00kaburra on April 6th, 2004 04:20 pm (UTC)
Re: "Localized Destruction Hits Tiny Residence in CA"
OK dokie, will be the proud owner of...

A pair of minute handcuffs! Amazing, these suckers are, for arresting all them naughty fingers!
A PROTRACTOR!!!
Wrenolivexpressions on March 25th, 2004 12:19 pm (UTC)
lol!
miss kagentscuiy on March 25th, 2004 08:06 pm (UTC)
HANDCUFFSS!!! XD

aww looks like they were claimed already ;_;