That felt good. I need to do that again.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Heh. I was summoned to jury duty last week! Isn't that a kick in the pants? Or to the wallet? It's $1000 for not showing up. ISN'T THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS???
Since good ol' Dad dumps all my mail in a heap in front of my room (remember, I'm not home folks!) and then dumps books and clothes and who knows what else, the exact date of which I was called to serve had slipped my mind. SHIT. I finally remembered this morning and guess what. The date's passed. Let's hope like FUCKING HELL group #184 was never called, because I don't have a $1000 and I'm too cute to spend five days in jail.
FUCK SHIT FUCK HOW MANY MORE FUCKIN' EXPLETIVES CAN I FIT IN THIS ENTRY?
...kero, you better keep your eyes open 'cuz I bet I'm gonna have a lot more grey hairs.