Man, I have been looking for these pants for over a year now, and of course the price has been jacked up far beyond anything I can afford.
I WILL BE THE BOOT-LICKIN' LOVE SLAVE OF ANYONE WHO BUYS THESE FOR ME.
Yeah, I wouldn't buy those for me, either. But da-yum! You must admit, they are hot and would look fabulous on me.
(At least I have the jacket from that line.)
Meet one of the strange creatures currently stalking the runways of my mind.