Yay for me. (Snickers and giggles for the rest of you.)

Congratulate me, for I have successfully installed...
A TOWEL RACK.

Laugh if you will at my meager accomplishment, but I am the most mechanically-inept person on Earth. Imhotep did not feel more pride gazing at the pyramid he designed than I felt stepping back after placing a towel on the rack and have it HANG NEATLY ON THE WALL. Victory!