June 1st, 2003

k00kaburra.

real entries will be up in a few hours

I have a couple of things to talk about, like Plushenko's hotness and the coldness of the Boardwalk and the like, but I'm not in the mood right now so I'll just leave you with this lovely quiz result:

kaoru_mistress
You are Kaoru, the Captain's mistress!

THAR SHE BLOWS! It doesn't matter that you're a
man. Pirates had tendancy to bring pretty
femine men onto their ships as
"mistresses" anyway. Not only are you
the reason the whole crew has STD's, but you're
going to get thrown off the ship as soon as the
Captain finds out you've been screwing that
slutty deck hand! Have fun walking the plank,
dirt bag!


Which JROCK PIRATE are you?
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I am a skank. Truly.
  • Current Mood
    exhausted exhausted
k00kaburra.

I wanna my bed...and my boobie itches.


Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'78.3%
Never taken out of the packaging
63.8%
Shamelessness95.2%
Has yet to see self in mirror
78.6%
Sex Drive 100%
76.8%
Straightness64.3%
Felt someone up once
43.2%
Gayness 98.2%
Repressed, are we?
82.1%
Fucking Sick98.2%
Refreshingly normal
89.3%
You are 85.93% pure
Average Score: 71.5%





I'm not much fun, am I? I'm still not especially in the mood to write; more importantly, I'm not done mentally reviewing Plushenko's every leap and bound. I want to go to sleep, but I'm so pathetically waiting to see Anjali's summer line that I am reluctant to go to bed, for then I'd have to wait until the morrow to see her creations. Pah. But if she doesn't update within a half hour or so, I think my pillow will win.

And as I lay upon the bed, tracing cracks above my head on the ceiling and the walls I knew you wouldn't come my way again. You might lay here beside me and tell me of your love but you'd never be as close as the night before the rings encircled and crushed us together and bound us finger-round forever.
  • Current Music
    odd ringing that i can't identify