October 13th, 2005

k00kaburra.

My candy's defective.



The infinite cool that these Smarties surely were destined to be is ruined by the fact that NOT ONE of the white smarties sports a sexy maple leaf, as promised. If M&M's can manage to get that M onto EVERY COLOR in the bag than how could Smarties let me down and fail to provide a single red maple leaf?

TEARS.