June 21st, 2009

kid - i cannot keep it in my  mouth.

Oh My Freakin' Gosh

I just had a lovely woman (that I have never seen before) come in and yell at me because the swimming pools still aren't open. They weren't open for Memorial Day weekend, they weren't open for today (Father's Day) and now Father's Day is RUINED because she was going to have people over for a barbeque and swimming and now she CAN'T and WHY IS SHE PAYING $500 A MONTH FOR THIS PLACE ANYWAY??? As she stormed off (I think I said like two sentences) she yelled "I HATE THIS PLACE!!!"

It was so ridiculous that I just had to laugh.
1/ Anyone who has Father's Day ruined because a swimming pool is out of commission has some fucked up priorities if you ask me. You should be grateful that you HAVE a family to celebrate Father's Day with!
2/ Now what the heck did yelling at the top of your lungs accomplish? NOTHING! No matter how you screech, I can't make the swimming pools fill for you!
3/ Dude, if you hate it here than move out! Seriously, I don't know why anyone would want to live in a home owner's association in the first place, but if you do then suck it up and stop whining about it! You made the choice to be here.