June 9th, 2010

now - smile.

Random conversation from my SJSU orientation

I'm hanging out with two guys from DeAnza before the orientation at SJSU starts.  We can't go inside yet, because one of them's smoking a cigarette.

Friend #1: It's gonna be a long day...
Me: At least there will be free food, that's always awesome.
Friend #2: I won't be able to eat it so, whatever.
Me: Why not?
Friend #2: I only eat organic food.
Me: ...dude.  It's free!
Friend #1: Yeah!
Friend #2: Yeah, but you have to be really careful what you put in your body. 
Me: You can eat the vegetables.  I mean, tomatos and lettuce, they can't screw that up.
Friend #2: It could have GMOs.
Me: ...
Friend #1: ...
Me: Dude.  You're smoking and you think that your food is the problem?
Friend #1: Dude, that is a good burn.
Friend #2: ...
Me (thinking): Shoot, there goes my cleverness quotient for the month...plus now I'm the rude bitch that can't keep her mouth shut.  Oops.  But damn. That was good.