July 27th, 2010

makaiju - thankGodforcoffee it's past my

Late night conversations with Seanie

Last night Seanie went to bed before me, so when I came up he was already sleeping in my darkened room.  My bed creaks whenever someone moves, so as I climb into bed he wakes up enough to mumble the following conversation:

Seanie: Did you brush your teeth?
Me: Yes, Pumpkin.
Seanie: 'Kay.

About thirty seconds pass.

Seanie: Hey...
Me: Hmm?
Seanie: What's your break-out code?
Me: ...

He was mumbling into his pillow, so I figure I must have heard him incorrectly.

Me: I'm sorry, Punkie, what did you just ask me?
Seanie: What's your break-out code?

I think really hard, trying to figure out what he's asking, but I haven't a clue.  Break-out code?  What?

Me: Punkie, I don't follow.  Break-out code?
Seanie (suddenly very loud): I DON'T KNOW I'M ASLEEP!!!!

I stare at him for another thirty seconds, waiting to see if he has anything else to declare, and he lets out a loud snore so I figure he's done.  I punch him to stop the snoring, roll over, and go to sleep.

Seanie never sleeps well in my girly pink bed.