March 14th, 2016

piranha - the eyes have it.

Mike: Bookseller #5: Because f*ck Daylight Savings.

Every year, the Daylight Savings time switch kicks me in the balls HARD.  (Or it would, if I had any.)  The point is, Mr. Obama, if you could get rid of it you would be my favoritest president ever, and I would vote for whichever candidate you endorse from sheer relief of knowing that I do not have to reset all the clocks come November.