Pastor Kevin: Let's all hold hands and pray.
Small Child: I can't move because my shoe is untied and if it isn't tied I'll trip on the laces.
Pastor Kevin: OK. ... Would you like me to tie your shoe for you?
Small Child: *nod*
And so, Pastor Kevin gets down on his knees and stoops over to tie the offending shoelaces as the entire congregation watches.
Very, very silly.