Other than working an eight-hour shift, I did nothing today.
I feel like such a loser.

Oh, wait. Wait.
I saw OFFICE SPACE for the first time and boy howdy, that surely is a funny movie.
I should work in an office.
I am definitely anal enough to be middle management. I would happily spend all day long following up on memos, and starting every sentence with "Yeah...that would be great."

But I feel so sorry for Milton.
Because...he's Milton.
All he wanted was a stapler and a piece of cake...