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14 January 2007 @ 10:51 am
Cheetos, Satan's Snack  
Cheetos are evil.
You walk by an open bag that another manager left in the office, and they start calling to you.
"Eaaaaaaaaaaaat us," they siren sweetly, "Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty."
Cheetos look disgusting and they are disgusting for you. They have no health value whatsoever, and look at them! They look like little orange turds! Why would you eat that? They're greasy, they're messy, and they clog up your arteries something awful.

And yet, I cannot resist them. Ever.
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kerokerotab on January 15th, 2007 04:34 am (UTC)
For me it's the pita chips from trader joes =( cant resist them
oilofjoyoilofjoy on January 16th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
I use to feel the same way about cheetos, either kind too, puff or crunchy. But somehow I kicked the habit... ALMOST. There are times when I pass the chips that I almost buy a bag, or when at a vending machine... it's definitely a struggle! we should start a therapy group.