Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,
Suzi
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Cheetos, Satan's Snack

Cheetos are evil.
You walk by an open bag that another manager left in the office, and they start calling to you.
"Eaaaaaaaaaaaat us," they siren sweetly, "Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty."
Cheetos look disgusting and they are disgusting for you. They have no health value whatsoever, and look at them! They look like little orange turds! Why would you eat that? They're greasy, they're messy, and they clog up your arteries something awful.

And yet, I cannot resist them. Ever.
Tags: fattie, food
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