Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,
Suzi
k00kaburra

AAARGH Greed

Customer: Hi, I was wondering if you give out samples?
Me (ringing up Customer's friend): We can definitely make you some samples. What did you want to try?
Customer: Oh, nothing really. But I spent a lot of money and I wanted something for free, too.
Me: Oh. Huh. Give me a sec. (finish transaction and dig through basket of samples we keep at the register.) Have some Happy Soap.
Customer: Oh, OK. Yay!

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Seriously, if you don't even WANT anything except to for the sake of getting something for free, what's the point?
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