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16 February 2009 @ 10:08 am
The Sacred Religion of Antinous, God of Homosexuality and Male Beauty.?  
Huh.
Really?
"Antinous is a the God of Homosexuality, we recognise HIM as the savior of all gay men, through the power of his beauty which awakens us to the beauty of the cosmos, and prepares our souls for transfiguration."

...and how does the god of homosexuality prepare our souls the souls of gay men for transfiguration?

"To show that the Egyptians were not simply heathens, that Antinous truly rose from the dead and perpetually dies still today, I point to the dying gods of our own time...James Dean, Kurt Cobain, River Phoenix, and Matthew Shepard."

Kurt Cobain, James Dean, River Phoenix also appear on the list of Blessed Gay Saints, while Matthew Shepard joins the Knights Templar and "those lost to the AIDS" as Innocent Martyrs. Heath Ledger makes an appearance as a Venerable Saint.

Oh, Internet, you really can find everything here.

Wikipedia on Antinous if you're unfamiliar with the historical figure.
 
 
 
revspitzrevspitz on February 16th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
I don't think so sodomite
Whatever you think, you will not be able to change God's Word and will one day have to pay the price for not believing what God has written.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:22-27

V22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, V23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

V24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

V25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, Who is blessed for ever. Amen.

V26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

V27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.armyofgod.com
Suzik00kaburra on February 16th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't think so sodomite
...I'm not trying to change God's Word. I love me some Jesus.
Jilljelloink on February 17th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
Re: I don't think so sodomite
Yeah, because the people who created The Temple of Antonius site TOTALLY believe in the Bible and will be swayed by your random scripture quotes. Also, they are reading this right now. Trufax.
Z: death scoresthez on February 17th, 2009 10:55 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't think so sodomite
This is the most HILARIOUS SPAM EVER. LEE YOU SHOULD FEEL LUCKY.
whimsicalbeauwhimsicalbeau on February 16th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
Wait, I don't understand. How does pointing out that Kurt Cobain died prove that Antinous rose from the dead to... perpetually die?

Wait, what?
Suzik00kaburra on February 16th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY.
Danny Darkosaru_kage on February 16th, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
I made like, four different attempts to write a clever comment here, but they all pretty much boil down to: lol, wut?
Jilljelloink on February 17th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
I think it's awesome that gay men have their own god now. It's too bad it's clearly only for crazy gay men. :(