Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,
Suzi
k00kaburra

Eeeeeeew!

DEAR RESIDENT REPORTING A CLOGGED TOILET IN THE MEN'S ROOM,
DUDE.
SERIOUSLY.
THE PLUNGER WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOILET; LITERALLY SIX INCHES FROM THE BOWL.

YOU ARE A GROWN MAN. YOU KNOW HOW TO DECLOG A TOILET. PLUNGE YOUR OWN SHIT MESS.

K THX BAI

PS - RANDOM GUY WHO CAME IN WHILE I WAS CLEANING UP THE CLOGGED TOILET: JUST BECAUSE I'M CLEANING UP SOME OTHER YUCKY MAN'S MESS DOESN'T MEAN THE TOILET NEXT DOOR DOESN'T WORK. WHERE DOES THE LOGIC OF 'OH, SHE'S CLEANING THAT TOILET, I HAVE TO USE THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM NOW' COME FROM?????

--

Side note: I was always kinda raised that you do not do your number two in public places. I mean, everyone knows that girls do not poo anyways, but IF a girl hypothetically did one did that in the privacy of your own home, because it is just NASTY to leave that mess behind. I mean, clogging aside, shit stinks, and the odor will probably linger for a few hours. UGH.

This is almost as delightful as the douchebag who bled all over the sink and floor of the men's room last month. He left a trail of blood from the sink through the floor of the main clubhouse and down the porch. Yeesh. I'd at least TELL someone instead of leaving the mess for the next clubhouse visitor to discover.
Tags: clubhouse, dear internet, douchebags, poop
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