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Suzi
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03 June 2009 @ 07:16 pm
A hate letter to myself...  

Dear Body,

Look, I know I could do better.  I don't exercise regularly and I haven't given you chocolate in a few days.  I'M SORRY.  I'll do better in the future, I promise.  

But that's no reason to get unprofessional about things.  For example, we just finished our period two weeks ago.  WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING AGAIN?

I'm pretty sure when I signed the GIRL contract there was a line that you only get one period a month!  

ARGH.
 

Love,
Me
 

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broken: scaredliich on June 4th, 2009 03:02 am (UTC)
THAT is a get-to-the-doctor kinda thing...you do not want to mess with your cycle!!
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kerokerotab on June 4th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
I had the same problem last month. I'd ask you a question, but I don't know if I should ask here...
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Suzik00kaburra on June 4th, 2009 06:00 am (UTC)
If it involves pregnancies I'm not having sex!
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kerokerotab on June 4th, 2009 06:19 am (UTC)
I think it's normal to spot bleed in between. However if it's super heavy, then that's something the doctor should look at.
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whimsicalbeauwhimsicalbeau on June 4th, 2009 09:29 am (UTC)
I'm not having sex!
sssh! Let people at least ASSUME I'm getting some action. Yeesh. You're ruining my street cred.
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the village idiot: arthur_WHATfegie on June 4th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)
Ahhh, i know how you feel. But i don't have a doctor (i should get one..), so i have no advice on the matter. :(
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Markying_ko_4 on June 4th, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
licch is right. Go see your doctor....
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Amysrainofthenight on June 4th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
Nope. Afraid there's no such line in the contract! Bodies get to be as irregular as they like, and they do gloat about the discomfort this causes us...
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