Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,
Suzi
k00kaburra

A hate letter to myself...

Dear Body,

Look, I know I could do better.  I don't exercise regularly and I haven't given you chocolate in a few days.  I'M SORRY.  I'll do better in the future, I promise.  

But that's no reason to get unprofessional about things.  For example, we just finished our period two weeks ago.  WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING AGAIN?

I'm pretty sure when I signed the GIRL contract there was a line that you only get one period a month!  

ARGH.
 

Love,
Me
 

Tags: dear internet, stupid period
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