Lil: So did you finish watching the Fushigi Yuugi tape I sent you?
Sam: Yeah, but that's not why I'm sad.
Lil: So why are you sad?
Sam: B-because Plushenko-sama was gonna skate to a Britney Spears song, dressed in drag, and it would've been on the Champions on Ice tour!
Lil: That sounds like a good thing. (I guess?)
Sam: But then he decided not too! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lil: There, there.
Sam: So now he'll either do another Micheal Jackson routine or that Sex Bomb one.
Lil: Sex Bomb? **sweatdrop**
Sam: Yeah, he skates around doing a stripper thing down to a fake body suit-thingie to the song 'Sex Bomb.' At least I think that's what the song is called.
Lil: So he strips and crossdresses?
Lil: If you just came up to San Francisco and visited me I could get someone to do that for free.
Lil: You're a sick, twisted, little girl, y'know that?
Sam: Huh? I kinda spaced out there...
This is probably why my parents won't let me out after ten o'clock at night. ^^;;