So my co-workers at Lush made this big posterboard going-away card thing, right? Each one wrote a message on it, and everyone was really sweet. I was showing it to Seanie, and the following conversation followed:
Sean: 'WE'RE KINDA GOING OUT TOGETHER?'
Me: Oh yeah, that's Pete. He-
Sean: WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH ANOTHER BOY?
Me: No, no, he's going to be moving next month.
Me: Yeah. So we're both leaving the company.
Sean: So no dates?
Sean: Are you sure? It says 'love' at the end.
Me: Peter's gay, remember? You met his boyfriend that one time.
Sean: Well, he's still a boy! Boys can't be trusted!
At this point I'm laughing so hard that further conversation was impossible.
Seriously, though. Love the posterboard. It's awesome.