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26 March 2002 @ 02:43 pm
Bwa ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA  
I have a FUNNY story that I have been dying to tell for days but couldn't because TOD decided not to work for a while. Pfft. Also - sorry I haven't been reading all my lovely favorite diaries lately! My Boogieman paper is due next week and I'm starting to feel the crunchtime pressure. >_<
Anyway, giggly story time. On Sunday Mommy wanted to go take photos at a mudland preserve/park, and because she can't go anywhere alone she hauled me along. While we were wandering around taking pictures of duckies and geese and other waterfowl, this photographer guy was following us around. It was really creepy - he kept aiming his camera at us! I wanted to screech and run in the opposite direction, or at least march up to him and go 'Whaddya think yer takin' pictures of?' I figured his mind was running along one of two tracks:

Me: La la la la la!
Photographer: Whoa, a fat dumpy Asian woman and her stick-figure mutt daughter!
Me: Creep.
Photographer: I'm gonna sneak around behind them and take photos and think dirty thoughts.
Me: Eeew! Skank!


or


Me: La la la la la!
Photographer: Whoa, a fat dumpy Asian woman and her stick-figure mutt daughter!
Me: Creep.
Photographer: Damnit, those two keep stepping into my perfect Ansel Adams-style shots of ducks doing the nasty!
Me:Eeew! Skank!


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In other words, I taught my English class how to say 'Fuck you' in Japanese today. Thank you, thank you. I only seek to miseducate the masses.