
Guess I'd better re-order some contacts first. The batch in my bathroom expired in July of 2009.
She's back! Resident: What's the longest word in the dictionary? Me: I don't know. Resident: Smiles! Me: Smiles? Resident: Because…
I've spent most of my shift fielding calls about broken sprinklers and kids being obnoxious in the pool, so I am eagerly anticipating the end of…
When I was around nine or ten, my mom took me and my brother to see Jurassic Park in theaters. I didn't really want to go. It's not that I didn't…