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09 June 2010 @ 07:54 pm
Random conversation from my SJSU orientation  
I'm hanging out with two guys from DeAnza before the orientation at SJSU starts.  We can't go inside yet, because one of them's smoking a cigarette.

Friend #1: It's gonna be a long day...
Me: At least there will be free food, that's always awesome.
Friend #2: I won't be able to eat it so, whatever.
Me: Why not?
Friend #2: I only eat organic food.
Me: ...dude.  It's free!
Friend #1: Yeah!
Friend #2: Yeah, but you have to be really careful what you put in your body. 
Me: You can eat the vegetables.  I mean, tomatos and lettuce, they can't screw that up.
Friend #2: It could have GMOs.
Me: ...
Friend #1: ...
Me: Dude.  You're smoking and you think that your food is the problem?
Friend #1: Dude, that is a good burn.
Friend #2: ...
Me (thinking): Shoot, there goes my cleverness quotient for the month...plus now I'm the rude bitch that can't keep her mouth shut.  Oops.  But damn. That was good.
(Anonymous) on June 12th, 2010 06:38 am (UTC)
Fun observations: When I quit smoking cigarettes my migraines reduced by about 50%. When I made an effort to actively stop eating and drinking products with High Fructose Corn Syrup, they went away completely. Now the occasional slip on either makes me sick as a dog!
tryptonymphetictryptonymphetic on June 12th, 2010 06:40 am (UTC)
Ack! That was me. I'm sleepy and my brain is on auto-pilot.
Suzik00kaburra on June 12th, 2010 06:57 am (UTC)
Ha ha, for a moment I thought it might be a weird spambot. I get a lot of those on my other blog :-p
Mel Marshmelsmarsh on June 12th, 2010 01:25 pm (UTC)