Friend #1: It's gonna be a long day...
Me: At least there will be free food, that's always awesome.
Friend #2: I won't be able to eat it so, whatever.
Me: Why not?
Friend #2: I only eat organic food.
Me: ...dude. It's free!
Friend #1: Yeah!
Friend #2: Yeah, but you have to be really careful what you put in your body.
Me: You can eat the vegetables. I mean, tomatos and lettuce, they can't screw that up.
Friend #2: It could have GMOs.
Friend #1: ...
Me: Dude. You're smoking and you think that your food is the problem?
Friend #1: Dude, that is a good burn.
Friend #2: ...
Me (thinking): Shoot, there goes my cleverness quotient for the month...plus now I'm the rude bitch that can't keep her mouth shut. Oops. But damn. That was good.