Why does work have to stink to high heaven this weekend?
The office smells like something died in here. It was probably a gruesome death, involving flesh-eating maggots or festering boils or something, because the place REEKS.
But even with the maintenance manager moving furniture away from the walls and checking inside drawers, we can't find the source of the smell. If I had to guess I'd say I'm smelling a dead mouse or rat, and with no corpse it's impossible to get rid of the stink. So we just keep spraying Oust! and leaving doors and windows open, and hoping for the best.