Seanie: Did you brush your teeth?
Me: Yes, Pumpkin.
Seanie: 'Kay.
About thirty seconds pass.
Seanie: Hey...
Me: Hmm?
Seanie: What's your break-out code?
Me: ...
He was mumbling into his pillow, so I figure I must have heard him incorrectly.
Me: I'm sorry, Punkie, what did you just ask me?
Seanie: What's your break-out code?
I think really hard, trying to figure out what he's asking, but I haven't a clue. Break-out code? What?
Me: Punkie, I don't follow. Break-out code?
Seanie (suddenly very loud): I DON'T KNOW I'M ASLEEP!!!!
I stare at him for another thirty seconds, waiting to see if he has anything else to declare, and he lets out a loud snore so I figure he's done. I punch him to stop the snoring, roll over, and go to sleep.
Seanie never sleeps well in my girly pink bed.
