For f*ck's sake, I'm not ready to deal with Thanksgiving yet.

I don't care if it makes me a Grinch, I refuse to start my Christmas shopping already.
CHRISTMAS IS OVER A MONTH AND A HALF AWAY!
Stop sending me e-mails about your holiday sales, pull those red-white-and-green displays to the back of the store if you must have them out and TAKE DOWN THE XX-DAYS-'TIL-CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWNS!!!!

Thank you.