Isn't it the most amazingly retro suitcase ever? I can't believe how good it looks. It's hard to believe this leather suitcase was ever used.
When I carried it downstairs to ask my dad if I could use it, he looked at it as if it were an alien. "I thought your mother got rid of that years ago!" he said.
Mom looked horrified by it. "I didn't know we had that; if I had, it would have been gone! Why would you want luggage without wheels?"
Oh, Mom. It's just too freakin' awesome-looking to toss out.