Me: You're just like Rainbow Dash, always rushing into things!
Sean: NO.
(A few minutes later...)
Me: You're just like the hick one!
Sean: NO.
(A few more minutes pass...)
Me: No, you're Rainbow Dash.
Sean: Well, she does make rainbows cool - I mean, NO.
(Once again...)
Me: No, you're like Applejack. You and your cowboy hat.
Sean: ALL THE PONIES ARE GIRLS. WHY ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO GIRL PONIES????