I'm sitting at my desk at work when one of the older guys who lives here wanders into the office. In the main Clubhouse room is a large flatscreen TV, so depending on the time of year folks like to use it to watch sports games.
Resident: So what's the secret to turning on that TV there???
Me: You just check out a remote here in the office.
Resident: Never mind, I don't wanna do all that crap.
Me: That's fine.
Because it's just so much work to sign a piece of paper and operate a remote. Weirdo.