Seanie (in other room): ARGH!!!
Me (run in to see what's going on): What?
Seanie: YOU NEVER HAVE REAL TWEETS!!!
He holds up his phone, which has just alerted him that I have posted a new tweet - an automated one that goes out whenever I update GetGlue.
Me: What's a 'real' tweet?
Seanie: You know! One that isn't done by a machine!
Me: Oh. But I do all my talking on my blog!