Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,

Tu madre!!

Last night at work...

Front Gate Guard: Well, have a good night!
Me: You too! I'll see you tomorrow!
Guard: TU MADRE!
Me: ...wait, what?
Guard: Spanish for "tomorrow"?
Me: Nope. You just said "YOUR MOM"!
Guard: Dang it! I was just tryin' to be cool...
Tags: rha, spanish, stupid dialogue, stupids, work

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