Boss: I'm so impressed that you went ahead and got the cord lined up already!
Me: Yup. I'm good at destruction. Ripping up the carpet? Not a problem.
Me: Putting it back together, though...not so good with that.
He went home and got some carpet glue, and we glued the carpet back down and put stacks of heavy books and park-related pamphlets on top.
Me: Now all we need is a flag for this fort we made!