Woman: Your museum is lovely, and we're glad we came, but it's so disappointing that we can't go to Bryce and Zion.
Me: I do feel awful for visitors like you, to come so far and not be able to visit the national parks. It's like...going to Paris and being unable to visit a single art museum!
Woman: A few years ago, we went to Paris, but there was some sort of strike and none of the museums were open to the public.
Me: You're kidding!
Woman: We were so mad! We have never gone back to Paris!!
Another visitor: You poor people! You have the worst timing EVER!
Woman: I know!