Rep: Hey, I remember you from the last time I was here!
Me: About a year ago, right? You were looking at bringing in some cameras...
Rep: Yup! Hey, weren't you pregnant?
Rep: Must have been another account. Great seeing you!
Me: I'M A FAT COW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I do have to admit that the rep's words do motivate me to exercise more. If he thought I was pregnant a year ago, and I've gained several pounds since then...well, it's time to do some crunches. Or learn to ride that bike I got last month...