Suzi (k00kaburra) wrote,
Suzi
k00kaburra

More stupid moments at work!

A representative from a security company comes into my office for a presentation:
Rep: Hey, I remember you from the last time I was here!
Me: About a year ago, right? You were looking at bringing in some cameras...
Rep: Yup! Hey, weren't you pregnant?
Me: O_O
Rep: ^_^;
Me: Nope.
Rep: Must have been another account. Great seeing you!
**Rep leaves**

Me: I'M A FAT COW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I do have to admit that the rep's words do motivate me to exercise more. If he thought I was pregnant a year ago, and I've gained several pounds since then...well, it's time to do some crunches. Or learn to ride that bike I got last month...
Tags: exercise, fattie, stupid dialogue, work
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