Dear Resident,

If you feel so strongly that the community would be benefited by install a site for playing horseshoes somewhere on the property, then you can go ahead and fill out a formal petition.  Don't ask me to do it for you.  If you're not passionate enough to pursue it yourself than why should anyone else consider the idea?  We already have a bocce ball court and a ping pong table, and nobody uses either of them.

Besides, this isn't a ranch.  The residents here like to believe they live in a classy joint.  Horseshoes will not fit that image.

So no, I won't be adding it to the "list", whatever that means.

~Me