You are Kaoru, the Captain's mistress!
THAR SHE BLOWS! It doesn't matter that you're a
man. Pirates had tendancy to bring pretty
femine men onto their ships as
"mistresses" anyway. Not only are you
the reason the whole crew has STD's, but you're
going to get thrown off the ship as soon as the
Captain finds out you've been screwing that
slutty deck hand! Have fun walking the plank,
Which JROCK PIRATE are you?
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I am a skank. Truly.