I have a couple of things to talk about, like Plushenko's hotness and the coldness of the Boardwalk and the like, but I'm not in the mood right now so I'll just leave you with this lovely quiz result:


You are Kaoru, the Captain's mistress!

THAR SHE BLOWS! It doesn't matter that you're a
man. Pirates had tendancy to bring pretty
femine men onto their ships as
"mistresses" anyway. Not only are you
the reason the whole crew has STD's, but you're
going to get thrown off the ship as soon as the
Captain finds out you've been screwing that
slutty deck hand! Have fun walking the plank,
dirt bag!


Which JROCK PIRATE are you?
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I am a skank. Truly.