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01 June 2003 @ 09:21 pm
I wanna my bed...and my boobie itches.  

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'78.3%
Never taken out of the packaging
63.8%
Shamelessness95.2%
Has yet to see self in mirror
78.6%
Sex Drive 100%
76.8%
Straightness64.3%
Felt someone up once
43.2%
Gayness 98.2%
Repressed, are we?
82.1%
Fucking Sick98.2%
Refreshingly normal
89.3%
You are 85.93% pure
Average Score: 71.5%





I'm not much fun, am I? I'm still not especially in the mood to write; more importantly, I'm not done mentally reviewing Plushenko's every leap and bound. I want to go to sleep, but I'm so pathetically waiting to see Anjali's summer line that I am reluctant to go to bed, for then I'd have to wait until the morrow to see her creations. Pah. But if she doesn't update within a half hour or so, I think my pillow will win.

And as I lay upon the bed, tracing cracks above my head on the ceiling and the walls I knew you wouldn't come my way again. You might lay here beside me and tell me of your love but you'd never be as close as the night before the rings encircled and crushed us together and bound us finger-round forever.
 
 
Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: odd ringing that i can't identify
 
 
 
(Anonymous) on June 1st, 2003 10:10 pm (UTC)
Look! LOOOOOOK!

Your Ultimate Purity Score (http://www.theferrett.com/purity) Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'93.3%
Never taken out of the packaging
63.8%
Shamelessness100%
78.6%
Sex Drive 94.7%
The Pope is envious
76.8%
Straightness44.6%
Done the nasty, but not creatively
43.2%
Gayness 98.2%
Repressed, are we?
82.1%
Fucking Sick98.2%
Refreshingly normal
89.3%
You are 86.19% pure
Average Score: 71.5%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test
and see how you match up!
(http://www.theferrett.com/purity)



I'm actually more pure than you!!!!

Mwahahahahahahahahahaa!!!

Hmph. NOT a dirty boy!!

-Boi
A Chimp In Your Kumquat Tree: Default Monkeylaotahn on June 1st, 2003 10:41 pm (UTC)
*waddle waddle*
Well, come here, my fine feathered finks! Quack, quack, quack! Leave me and me penguies alone!
redolence on June 2nd, 2003 02:06 pm (UTC)
You need to look in the mirror too! This guy's website is really funny too.
(Anonymous) on June 2nd, 2003 10:54 pm (UTC)
hmm now i gotta take it to see what u did to get that 24.7% sinful... the game is afoot!
(Anonymous) on June 2nd, 2003 11:27 pm (UTC)
quick, give me a code to get in here damnit, opendiary is pissing me off cuz it wont let me post anything. I've been trying to for the last two weeks and its being stupid ~Jason
(Anonymous) on June 3rd, 2003 05:30 pm (UTC)
owch thats pathetic of me aint it

Your Ultimate Purity Score (http://www.theferrett.com/purity) Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'58.3%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
63.8%
Shamelessness57.1%
It takes a couple of drinks
78.6%
Sex Drive 86.8%
The Pope is envious
76.8%
Straightness10.7%
Knows the other body type like a map
43.2%
Gayness 100%
82.1%
Fucking Sick89.4%
Refreshingly normal
89.3%
You are 66.24% pure
Average Score: 71.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test
and see how you match up!
(http://www.theferrett.com/purity)

Suzik00kaburra on June 3rd, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
Re: owch thats pathetic of me aint it
you are a dirty, dirty boy!

And if you want the code, IM me next time you're online and I'll cough one up for ya.
Marce (マース・・・天使の指切り)yubikiri on June 7th, 2003 11:14 am (UTC)
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'65%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
63.8%
Shamelessness76.2%
Has yet to see self in mirror
78.6%
Sex Drive 86.8%
The Pope is envious
76.8%
Straightness30.4%
Done the nasty, but not creatively
43.2%
Gayness 100%
82.1%
Fucking Sick92%
Refreshingly normal
89.3%
You are 73.66% pure
Average Score: 71.5%