Good News: Jerkwad with the woodchipper moved the vehicle and it's gone.
Bad News: I totally didn't see him do it, so the opportunity to yell at him for his awful parking job that partially blocked our driveway is gone.**
** OK, I probably would have chickened out of confronting him, but missing the chance to do so means that I can fantasize that I would have been an intimidating badass about it, and no one can argue otherwise because WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED. I might have unleased a dragon.
Bad News: I totally didn't see him do it, so the opportunity to yell at him for his awful parking job that partially blocked our driveway is gone.**
** OK, I probably would have chickened out of confronting him, but missing the chance to do so means that I can fantasize that I would have been an intimidating badass about it, and no one can argue otherwise because WHO KNOWS WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED. I might have unleased a dragon.
be a laughing jackass!
