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04 July 2015 @ 11:42 am
These are the patriotic conversations we have on the Fourth of July  

My husband is getting ready to hop in the shower, so he takes off his shirt and stretches.  I'm watching out of the corner of my eye.  He's got a serious farmer's tan and his chest is practically bone-white, plus a little bit of a gut colored in that same pasty shade.

Me: Hey, don't forget the sunscreen!
Him: Why?
Me: You're gonna burn so bad today in your mom's pool.
Him: I'll be fine!
Me: You'll be PINK!
Him: And then it'll turn brown and I'll be an ADONIS OF FLABBERY!

He jiggles his belly a little bit for effect and then proudly struts off to take his shower.

 
 
 

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